the-light-is-fading:

My brother recently found out he’s allergic to practically every food on Earth and he was feeling pretty upset about it.

But then, later that night, my door slowly creaks open and he sticks his head in and says:

“I noticed I wasn’t allergic to one thing… Human flesh.”

And then he slowly shut the door.

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